It's chapped stick and chapped lips and things like chemistry...

So.

I saw Spiderman 3 last night, or rather, this morning. It was great, phenomenal basically. Ignore the newspaper's review in the paper today...he doesn't know what he's saying...

It wasn't what I expected, though. Not quite as dark as they billed it, with a lot more humor. I'll have to see it again before I decide if I like it or not...but all in all, I definitely recommend it.

Um, I suppose I could post something. Maybe later today. I have to take my eyepod Ivy to the "genius bar" at the Apple Store, where I am anticipating gleaning great wisdom and profound technological expertise from a "genius". Or perhaps they're going to give me some sort of genius juice?? It is called a bar, remember. That would be great, then I could be drunk on my own genius. Or someone else's genius, I suppose. What would be the point in wallowing in my own genius?? It doesn't exist. I have found through extensive research and many uncomfortably spent nights that wallowing in your own genius and wallowing in a giant mud puddle are not the same thing.

Presumably, they are going to take Ivy away. Eyepods usually get taken away. I secretly suspect they never get fixed and that Steven Jobs uses them to wallpaper his house. Stroll through the hallways of his mansion(I guess I'm assuming he has one, but come on) and you can listen to any sort of music you want. If you can get them to play properly. Perhaps Mr. Jobs is probably going insane from walking through his house and trying to get all the eyepods to work to no avail, because they all need different things...and the batteries always wear out eventually. Now he just wonders the corridors in his pajamas, hugging his special foot tall, 500 gig eyepod like a teddy bear.

Ivy is off to join this collective, and merge into this sea of insanity and unabashed morning breath. But I am optimistic, for I may be able to get an eyepod video instead, which can hold slightly more than a four gig nano, I hear.

If you haven't guessed yet, I update more often now, so those of you who have sunken into despair at my lack of updates may now rise like worms from the ground drowning in a rainstorm of delight.

Anyways, as my title suggests, I have chapped lips.

Or rather, I have to study chapstick!!

No! I have chemistry homework!! Later llamas!!1!!1!