I'm faking my own suicide, because I know you love me, you just haven't realized...

Hi llamas.

Blog and new fiction coming soon.

And an alligator. I'm going to post some manner of alligator. Just because I figured, sure, I can post pictures, I can post blogs, I can post videos, I can post stories, I can post poems, anybody can do that...

How many people post live alligators?!

Just you wait, live alligator coming soon!!